I don't hate cats, but I wonder if they are not anything but an interactive playtoy for my 75lb dog! She thinks so, and man, you can get in dutch with the wife when she out in the yard trying to pry the ball of claws out of the dog's mouth, in the mud, when she is completely dressed down to the panty hose.......which look like the cat pole in most people's houses, and he dog is tearing her up with muddy claws, screaming at the top of her lungs (dog)........"Give me back MY toy, it's MY toy and YOU can't have it.
I got in trouble for jumping in and grabbing the cat by the neck and doing a hail mary pass with the cat over the back fence.........followed by the statement .......I'm sorry honey, I'm really trying not to smile at a time like this.......while wetting my pants with tears coming out of my eyes.
I wonder why she didn't believe me?
Oh, yea, the cat NEVER came back and now it is MY fault! LOL!!!

If at first you don't succeed, beat the pshaw out of the business partner, and then go at it alone! LOL!